Having Fun with Pesimism

An Indonesian is a person that take all of their resources for granted.

• An Indonesian couldn’t have invented the heater/air radiator. Most of us will never experience extreme cold the whole year round.
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invented the refrigerator. We don’t need to save food through winter, we can access our fresh food all year around.
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invent a trash can. We eat most of our produce including animal organs, and when we're done, we litter! We have a lot if bacteria to decay it.
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invented sun tan lotion or sun block. Our skin has enough melanin to survive daily life.
• An Indonesian wouldn’t enjoy sitting in the park, under the sun, and read a book. We have the sun all year around, why enjoy the existence of the sun when we have it every day?
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invented the umbrella, there’s too many banana leaves and big surface leaves lying around to cover us.
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invent the sleeping pill. We can get sleepy when it’s too hot or too cold.
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invented the fertilizer. What ever seed we throw on the ground, will grow anyways.
• An Indonesian couldn’t have invented mining. We’re content of what we have on the surface, why bother digging deep?
• An Indonesian wouldn’t have invented the barbel. We're poor, we can't be obese and we can't afford cars. We lift things ourselves.
• Best of all, an Indonesian couldn’t have invented the plane. We fly with mystical powers :D 

Hmmm what else? 

(Why invent a basket when you tie your fish on the back of your car?)